to absorb all the stardust and to dissolve into space
not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny
governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies
115 colonists: okay
governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit
governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone
governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post
croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin
everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke
hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating
You’re going to have moments where you break down over things you thought you had moved past. This doesn’t mean you’re not progressing in your healing. If anything, these moments of feeling, which you might have previously blocked or avoided, are proof that you are progressing through this.
this is what happens right before the “mmm i think i’ll adopt it” part. warning for sudden scream (and horrible voice acting)
*nuns glide on floor like they’re sith lords*
highly cursed baby: [unidentified bird noises, pauses in-between to look at the viewer] Yiaah yeeeeiiiiih. ye. iaaaaaaah
nuns: *stare in silence for 3 seconds* HHHOOOAA
nun 1 (british accent): H O L Y M A R Y. I dont know much about children, but., i am Sure. that it’s a SSSSin. to look. upon this.. child
nun 2: thismydearsister is no Chiiild, but a misshapen Ape hh!
nun 1: It,,, is a horror to behold. it, Cant be Chris-tian ??? it should be THRRRRRRROWN. in. to the FFFFFFFIRE;;, im shure.
nun 2: howrightyouaremy sister,,,











